Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

by JackedNick April 30, 2006

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

bloopyaya

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

by Bloap February 11, 2018

blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003