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Jizzy Wizzy
‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
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jizzflop
1. (n) A flipflop covered in semen used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.
2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.
3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.
2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.
3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.
Gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. Benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. Gabe then retaliated by ejaculating on a flipflop and slapping Benny and Tootsum with the jizzflop.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."
Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."
jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
Jizzraggle
Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...
Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.
Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.
Jizzraggle by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
jizzocide
The act of murdering sperm.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006