ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

ass huffer by DJ*PG October 16, 2011

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Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

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Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!" Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!" ( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea [bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)

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1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails

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A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.

"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."

ass bugling by JustJonny December 6, 2013

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the equivalent to assburgers. This case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your rectum it is hotdogs, much easier to remove

Oh no! I have ass hotdogs!
Lets get the tongs....

ass hotdogs by Pasplace February 8, 2014

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Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

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