ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009

Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.

Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.

by Jessycakes January 24, 2012

Ass Cat

A very large cat. Usually domesticated and is mostly angry.

"Woah Matt, Watch out for that ass cat sitting on the couch, it can attack you!"

by Koch Master June 18, 2009

ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ass floss

a gurls thong or g-string

that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

fat ass

As in a Fat Person and/or an extremely large buttocks. Can also be used in an insult, calling someone "fat" may not always work, so adding "Fatass" My help to boost your insult to astronomical heights

"Taylor has a Fat Ass"
or
"Taylor is a Fat Ass"

by Shane December 14, 2003

ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day

billy is an ass jammer

by moises January 11, 2004