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1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 11, 2012
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One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 03, 2004
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