A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.
Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"
by Beavis/Sabres/Matt November 17, 2007
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self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.
"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"
by jimn July 10, 2008
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Poor qulity marijuana, reefer, weed, pot, 420, skunk, etc. etc.
WalterBailey broke out his swag bag and wanted to add some of his reefer to Willie Joes blunt, Willie Joe exclaimed, "Yo get that schwag bag full of dill weed the hell away from my blunt bitch!" "Dat shit be some serious dill weed!" WalterBailey cried and said "I'm so uncool".
by WalterBailey November 12, 2007
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A person not having AT&T as his/her service provider. Being oblivious to the fact that his buddy was trying to call him with free basketball courtside tickets.
Bill is a dill weed because he doesn't realize the importance of having AT&T wireless cellular service.
by Lightboxes March 26, 2008
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A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.

This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.
by Mitch Grewat July 02, 2009
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one that cant follow through with daily tasks
i should have done it myself but i sent dill weed
by grumpsmrd November 25, 2016
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