dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

dill weed

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt November 18, 2007

dill weed

self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.

"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"

by jimn July 11, 2008

dill weed

Poor qulity marijuana, reefer, weed, pot, 420, skunk, etc. etc.

WalterBailey broke out his swag bag and wanted to add some of his reefer to Willie Joes blunt, Willie Joe exclaimed, "Yo get that schwag bag full of dill weed the hell away from my blunt bitch!" "Dat shit be some serious dill weed!" WalterBailey cried and said "I'm so uncool".

by WalterBailey November 12, 2007

dill weed

one that cant follow through with daily tasks

i should have done it myself but i sent dill weed

by grumpsmrd November 25, 2016

Dill Weed

A person not having AT&T as his/her service provider. Being oblivious to the fact that his buddy was trying to call him with free basketball courtside tickets.

Bill is a dill weed because he doesn't realize the importance of having AT&T wireless cellular service.

by Lightboxes March 27, 2008

Dill Weed

Dill weed is typically used as an insult. It usually means when a person has low intellectual, retarded, an asshole, or a being a cunt. Usually people that have their names as Nick.

“Thanks for getting us arrested you fucking dill weed”

by StopFistingMikeHunt October 14, 2017