A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Popularized by the Beavis and Butt-head TV series, "dillweed" is a derogatory term used to describe irrational/dumb behavior and low intellectual capacity, usually resulting in some sort of consequence.

Literally, "dillweed" likens someone to pubic hair - "dill" being slang for "penis" (think dill pickle) and "weed" being slang for "hair."

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

Idiot; Bunghole; one lacking in intelligence or wit; inconsiderate

The polite definition of 'dickweed'. One may want to refrain from using dickweed in mixed company at times, so they chicken out and use dillweed. Also known in some circles as dickwad. Not to be confused with dickface which is slightly more extreme.

1) A spice, used in pickling and other cooking projects (dill weed)

2) An asshole, moron, dickhead, dumbass, or otherwise idiotic person.

Syn: Dill-head