A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
Get the coma weddingmug. When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
by Annbiguous June 6, 2009
Get the Wed Lockedmug. Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
Get the Wedding Gangbangmug. old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously
by i hate mushrooms October 11, 2008
Get the wedding peachmug. A college student, usually female, whose undergraduate experience is focused on becoming engaged/married. She may have applied to colleges based on the social pool she expects to marry from, and she conducts college activities (from course selection to extracurriculars) with an eye toward identifying and connecting with a suitable partner.
Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).
Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).
A lot of the students here have already planned out their whole futures. John is pre-med, Sally is pre-law, and Natalie is pre-wed. She's really serious about it, too -- she spends an hour every morning getting ready for class.
by NJB-S December 25, 2008
Get the pre-wedmug. A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."
"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
by Nubo March 26, 2008
Get the wedding ringmug. An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008
Get the scouse weddingmug.