future shock

The inability to adapt psychologically to rapid and novel advances and changes, esp. cultural, technological, moral, and social innovations.

WHOA! Joe's got a future shock for the picture phone.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

Rock Shock

A variation to the standard shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink). The Rock shock incorporates the shocker and the Rock from the classic game rock, paper, scissor. You merely put the rock on top of the shock. This results in a 7 in the pink, 1 in the stink situation.

She took the shocker like a champ, so i hit her with the rock shock

by beye11 August 1, 2010

Spock Shock

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.

Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!

by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004

shock jock

A radio broadcaster that discusses subject matter and/or use language that can be considered controversial and/or offensive to one or more social groups soley in an effort to get a reaction from one or more social groups.

Many have called Howard Stern a shock jock due to his constant discussions about lesbians, sex, and other controversial topics.

by F Jackie August 19, 2003

shock thread

on a message board, a thread where the threadstarter seems like they're sounding serious when it's total sarcasm. this is where people catch feelings and fail to realize it was only a joke.

threadstarter's topic: marijuana has been legalized all around the world (with extensive made-up but believable details)

posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!

knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots

by lamont coleman January 4, 2008

knock of shock

An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.

Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.

by A cat and a flamingo August 6, 2007