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poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.
Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.
by b14ze February 15, 2009
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Poohawk

A shampoo mohawk, typically formed by the "showeree" while showering.
Frank: I like to sing in the shower and make poohawks with my hair.
Randy: God you're amazing.
by Arianne October 29, 2007
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Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.
Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"
by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019
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Church of Pohawk

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony
Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.
by Charles G Elwood October 11, 2006
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pooda

NOUN - The God of Poodaism, he is inside the tip of every poo and watches over the Shitizens.
"Your champ billy, that was a 12 inch poo!" "Thanks dad! i hope Pooda's proud of me."
by pooterpiejustin May 13, 2009
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poodanggar

term of affection for person / animal with lovable traits despite certain bowel habits
Oh your cat is such a poodanggar
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.
What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.
by Warchef March 9, 2010
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