Poohaga 

a discreet word for saying poo.

He just went for a poohaga!, He smells like poohaga!! , I am going for a poohaga.

Poohaga by Nadia The Master! August 17, 2012

pooagami 

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

pooagami by A & K October 27, 2017

Poopaganda 

Shitty information, esp. of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces and/or a particular political cause or point of view.

Stop spreading your poopaganda.

Poopaganda by MickeyPussCakes July 26, 2012

Poohgasm 

Unexpected urethra shrinking when anti-china idiot see/talk about Pooh/ Xi Jinping.

Kevin Carrico: Holy shit how could Pooh existed in China. I thought they banned them already.
B: Pls don't have poohgasm everywhere.

Poohgasm by poohgasm December 8, 2019

Pooragami 

Pooragami (verb)- to artfully re-construct one's existing resources in order to accommodate the demands of recent economic hardship.
(noun) something made into pooragami.

(verb)- "We can't afford Crate & Barrel's new designer glassware, so Sara and I are gonna pooragami our old jam jars this summer."

(noun)- "Gee, Bruce, that giant-size industrial wire-spool you're using as a dinner table is a fine example of pooragami!"

Pooragami by Barron Von Gooseberries March 8, 2009

pooagami 

The mix between poo and origami

Pooagami folding art is used in countries where you can't flush the toilet paper.

Just done some great pooagami. Looked like a fortune teller, only colour however is brown

pooagami by A & K November 8, 2017

POOPAGANDA 

When your ass decides to give you shit all day, every 10 minutes for about 10 minutes, and just a pea pebble or 2 at a time. The slow moving little turds make you feel like a real big shit is laboring it's way through your colon for a solid clean drop, and your bowels muscles are contracting automatically to assist with the constructive crapticism about to be released. Butt discovers mostly gas and mucous have seized control over the pebbles of poop, blasting out of your ass like a sloppy spit all over inside the toilet bowl, creating a mess that's 3X more than the mass, resulting in the need to use 3X more papiel de toilette Every Time your ass is overtaken by this brutal POOPAGANDA day. The frequency of the urge to poop is so ridiculously constant that in order to avoid shame excusing yourself to go to the bathroom every few minutes, you simply announce "I got to POOPAGANDA", bcuz that's all you can and will do on that very blastery day. At the end of the day, your own ass gave you shit for nothing 30 times: your brown eye is burning red, sore and irritated with great pain, the toilette needs a thorough cleaning, the bathroom needs toilette paper stocked, and you need a hot tub bath. Make no mistake that POOPAGANDA can be disabling if not treated.

I gotta go POOPAGANDA!

POOPAGANDA by DeepThrowWitDancer May 2, 2022