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Motor ostrich

When you stick your head in your girls ass and she farts
I gave my girl a Motor ostrich and I have pink eye now.
by Playbut December 25, 2019
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The Carolina Ostrich

The Carolina Ostrich: When you put Caroline Reaper Pepper on your tongue and then from 69 spread the legs using under hooks with a Gable Grip (so your partner doesn’t escape). Then you bury your tongue in the fart box like an ostrich burying its head in sand. Then hang on and enjoy the ride.
I rode my gixer to my girlfriend’s house with a tank top on. Once there I took a sip of hooch went all in and surprised her with The Carolina Ostrich. When it was all said and done I sat on the porch staring at the weather vane and realized what a creeper I’ve become
by DangTTHGVC November 26, 2019
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ostler

A worker who takes care of horses at an inn.
Tim the ostler listened, his face was white and peaked.
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ostentatious

Showy in an attempt to impress, pretentious bragging
"He used that word incorrectly. What an ostentatious douche-bag."
by The Snapple Lady May 25, 2005
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Joel Osteen

A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.
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by mc of prayer July 20, 2009
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Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45

The retail version of the Red Orchestra Mod. Estimated release in January 2006. It is to be distributed on Steam. Highly anticipated, its going to be the most realistic WW2 game to date.
Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45 is going to be even better than the mod version and its going to blow the socks off of any other WWII game.
by Agenda_Suicide December 11, 2005
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And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
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