Clementine

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.

German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

clementiny

The runt of the litter of wedges contained in a clementine. You know, that one awkwardly little one?

"Hey do you want my clementiny?"

"Hell yeah, they taste better than the normal ones!"

by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012

Clementine

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.

You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.

by Morphological March 7, 2017

Clementi

Usually is a huge dick to just about everyone around her

Wow no need to be a Clementi

by SomerandomdudefromWI June 1, 2017

moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018

Clémence

Someone who is your friend but then decides that you aren’t good enough for them
Basically another definition for bitch
Someone who will deny their Insults which, when she actually insults you, you may start crying inside.

A bully who is a girl who deny any fights you challenge her because she can’t actually fight.

Man that girl is such a bitch, she is totally Clémence today.

by Yo whats up April 29, 2019

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004