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Right Wing Apologist

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1. Like religious apologists, they claim that they are trying to defend their position, but all they do is insult everyone who does not think like them, and makes excuses when one of their members does something inacceptable.

2. They spend time quoting such writings from certain political leaders opinions, and act like their opinions are that of Gods.

3. Believe that anyone who is not a right winger is a Christian America hater.
Right wing Apologist
RWA: Mildred, you really need to be more strict with your children. Stop letting them eat sweets and have them dress more modestly
Mildred: Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
RWA: Look you commie, I have freedom of speech, dont tell me to shut up.
by Leftie2413 May 2, 2010
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Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009
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Female Apology

The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?

It was OK, I didn't get an apology.

How is that OK, she was completely out of line!

It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009
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Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.
girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.
by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010
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Apatow

The act of masturbating while watching something on TV that is not masturbatory fodder.

Named after hit filmmaker Judd Apatow who confessed to Jon Stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching Stewart's interview with Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol.
Friend 1: Did you watch Conan last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I Apatowed his monologue so I wasn't really paying attention.
by chairmanoftheboard October 2, 2009
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Alototo

When someone refers to you as a player, but you're not a player; you just fuck a lot then leave the person as soon as you bust and make a butt/pussy face screaming: ALOTOTO!
J-Ka: Ay A-Da how bout' we alototo dem morenitos tonight?
A-Da: yes, this is gonna be one hell of an alototo ass night! ^o^
by YouAlreadyKnowWuzzuh May 16, 2009
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apology chicken

1.the act of couple of lovers,friends and family waiting for each other to apologize after a fight. However individuals in aren't waiting for the other apologize out of sincerity but mere out of being stubborn out right refusal to admit they're wrong but merely want it to end just for the sake of it.
Joe "What's going with Mary?"
Jim " She and I are playing apology chicken"
by ryukage99 April 24, 2011
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