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Apatow

The act of masturbating while watching something on TV that is not masturbatory fodder.

Named after hit filmmaker Judd Apatow who confessed to Jon Stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching Stewart's interview with Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol.
Friend 1: Did you watch Conan last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I Apatowed his monologue so I wasn't really paying attention.
by chairmanoftheboard October 2, 2009
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