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The act of masturbating while watching something on TV that is not masturbatory fodder.

Named after hit filmmaker Judd Apatow who confessed to Jon Stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching Stewart's interview with Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol.
Friend 1: Did you watch Conan last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I Apatowed his monologue so I wasn't really paying attention.
Apatow by chairmanoftheboard October 2, 2009
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Apatow World

The idea of chubby, dirty, stoner type of guys can land a girl way out of their league. This effect only happens in movies.
Seth Rogen landing Katherine Heigl in knocked up, this movie is in the Apatow World.
Apatow World by Qanswerer May 17, 2009

Apatow Effect 

The single-handed influence Judd Apatow movies have had on getting more naked penis shots into mainstream comedies. Mostly to the detriment of society. See Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, etc.
Dude, I just saw Jay's schlong in that Zack and Miri movie. I didn't know Silent Bob had gotten zapped by the Apatow Effect, too.
Apatow Effect by tgordon April 2, 2009
Any in a series of movies starring one of the stable of actors that have appeared previously in a series of comedic films directed, produced, or written by Judd Apatow. These actors include: Seth Rogen, Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Martin Starr, and Will Ferrell.
I liked She's Out of My League! It was very Apatow-y!
Apatow-y by Moviebot 3000 March 26, 2010

Faux Apatow 

A movie that has a similar cast and appearance of a Judd Apatow film, but is actually not written, directed, produced or related to Apatow in any way.
I Love You Man, Role Models, Tropic Thunder, Observe and Report, and Year One are examples of Faux Apatows.
Faux Apatow by Zach909 October 18, 2009

Judd Apatow

A comedic genius responsible for such outrageous hits as The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express and Step Brothers. Also responsible for making people laugh insanely hard with his work.

Usually works with the same people in his movies: Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Leslie Mann (his wife), Craig Robinson and Jay Baruchel.
Judd Apatow by hurricane season March 25, 2009

Judd Apatow

A man who seems to turn everything he touches into comedic gold. His movies seem to follow the same formula; nerdy guy likes cool girl but can't get with her for whatever reason, and usually ends up getting with her by the end with the help of his likable friends. He usually casts Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Bill Hader, and Jonah Hill. 90% of the scripts are improve with a bunch of pop culture references and sex jokes. He also writes stupid (yet still funny) comedies such as Walk Hard.
40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Superbad are all typical Judd Apatow movies.
Judd Apatow by cupbdown May 3, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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