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The act of masturbating while watching something on TV that is not masturbatory fodder.

Named after hit filmmaker Judd Apatow who confessed to Jon Stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching Stewart's interview with Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol.
Friend 1: Did you watch Conan last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I Apatowed his monologue so I wasn't really paying attention.
Apatow by chairmanoftheboard October 2, 2009
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Apatow World

The idea of chubby, dirty, stoner type of guys can land a girl way out of their league. This effect only happens in movies.
Seth Rogen landing Katherine Heigl in knocked up, this movie is in the Apatow World.
Apatow World by Qanswerer May 17, 2009

Apatow Effect 

The single-handed influence Judd Apatow movies have had on getting more naked penis shots into mainstream comedies. Mostly to the detriment of society. See Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, etc.
Dude, I just saw Jay's schlong in that Zack and Miri movie. I didn't know Silent Bob had gotten zapped by the Apatow Effect, too.
Apatow Effect by tgordon April 2, 2009
Any in a series of movies starring one of the stable of actors that have appeared previously in a series of comedic films directed, produced, or written by Judd Apatow. These actors include: Seth Rogen, Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Martin Starr, and Will Ferrell.
I liked She's Out of My League! It was very Apatow-y!
Apatow-y by Moviebot 3000 March 26, 2010

Faux Apatow 

A movie that has a similar cast and appearance of a Judd Apatow film, but is actually not written, directed, produced or related to Apatow in any way.
I Love You Man, Role Models, Tropic Thunder, Observe and Report, and Year One are examples of Faux Apatows.
Faux Apatow by Zach909 October 18, 2009

Judd Apatow

A comedic genius responsible for such outrageous hits as The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express and Step Brothers. Also responsible for making people laugh insanely hard with his work.

Usually works with the same people in his movies: Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Leslie Mann (his wife), Craig Robinson and Jay Baruchel.
Judd Apatow by hurricane season March 25, 2009

Judd Apatow

A man who seems to turn everything he touches into comedic gold. His movies seem to follow the same formula; nerdy guy likes cool girl but can't get with her for whatever reason, and usually ends up getting with her by the end with the help of his likable friends. He usually casts Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Bill Hader, and Jonah Hill. 90% of the scripts are improve with a bunch of pop culture references and sex jokes. He also writes stupid (yet still funny) comedies such as Walk Hard.
40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Superbad are all typical Judd Apatow movies.
Judd Apatow by cupbdown May 3, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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