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Damn boy! You better hope you don't get the clap from petting that ho's monkey chin!

Monkey Chin by R to the YAN January 11, 2007

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monkey paw

A kind of long sleeve shirt with a hole at the end of the sleeve through which you can pass your thumb. Helps keep the sleeves down and helps keep your wrist and part of your hand warm.

Nice shirt, oh it has monkey paws too? Sweet!

monkey paw by cecil_t December 30, 2013

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Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...

Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner

Monkey Branching by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022

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Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Roy October 21, 2003

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