One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.
by Big Poppa May 05, 2003
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.
2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.
3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.
3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
by Drew The Pirate January 16, 2006
Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)
by Billy Talent November 02, 2005
GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.
by Roy October 21, 2003
To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.
When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.
by Dan October 22, 2003
Sep 8 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

