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45th President of the United States. A lot of people get butthurt because he keeps proving them wrong over and over again so they just call him names and make claims with no factual basis. They say he's racist when they blame white people for everything and they call black people who don't agree with them coons. They like to 'identify' as different races n shit and they hate America.

These same people refuse to accept the reality that they lost the 2016 election and will most likely never accept it. They call him 'Trump' instead of President Trump because of this.
Typical non-binary socialist nimrod: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT TRUMP SAID LAST NIGHT? HE IS SO STUPID AND OFFENSIVE!! HASHTAG NOT MY PRESIDENT!! LENIN/STALIN 2020!!!

Anyone with common sense: Dude he said that people should be judged off of their credibility rather than their race when applying for college.

Nimrod: IT'S MA'AM!!

Common sense: ya just give me my coffee freak
Trump by Chorles August 19, 2020

Donald Trump 

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT
James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

Donald Trump Sucks UnU

Two Pump Trump 

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.
We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave
Two Pump Trump by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

trump bad 

inherited billionaire, running for United States of America President with zero brains ! this my friends is "trump bad"
that whole conversation on facebook, that was definitely "trump bad"
trump bad by ozs2lb2 May 12, 2016

Trump style

The way Donald Trump would do something. The most direct and aggressive approach.
When you grab someone by the pussy, you're doing it Trump style.
Trump style by guitarf1 October 11, 2016

Donald J. Trump 

"Donald J. Trump? More like Donald J. Tramp"
Donald J. Trump by TrumpIsATramp December 14, 2020