sneaking out potato 

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

sneaking out potato by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017

self-potato 

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

self-potato by zonnila August 28, 2010

House Potato 

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

House Potato by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

Digging My Potato 

The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.

Origins:
The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel: What?

Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.

Digging My Potato by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

Baked Potato 

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

Baked Potato by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011

horny potato 

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

horny potato by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

mashed potato ass 

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011