Dick Dinner 

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

Dick Dinner by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Dick-Boob 

An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.

Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.

Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?

Dick-Boob by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

dick in the dirt by ootsae May 15, 2005

Dick me down shorts 

Another name for booty shorts that imply that you want to get fucked or dicked down

-look at that girl with the booty shorts
-damn boy, those are some dick me down shorts cause I'd dick her down

Dick me down shorts by Emiwiththeminishorts May 31, 2016

Dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)

Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.

Dick tricks by christian the newt April 14, 2003

dick trickle

What you get if you don't shake well enough after pissing. Most common in public places and/or in a rush. Visible mainly in sweat pants and thin light colored pants/shorts, khaki.

x: *zips* "Dammit!" *walks out*
Y:"You piss yourself?"
X:"Nah man, just dick trickle."

dick trickle by lamb72 December 22, 2010