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When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
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when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
by aarchangels August 17, 2010
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