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Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Retroworks May 8, 2022
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steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
by Indica35 November 11, 2015
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Type Shit

A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.
I looked for that dude all day, then my boy called me and told me where to find him so of course I pulled up on some "yo ima beat your ass" type shit.

Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.

My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.
by H4V0K_864x August 26, 2018
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Shit Bucket

an item necessary for obtaining a high level within the BattleField franchise
Jeff: check out that guys level
Paul: i wonder if he's emptied his shit bucket
by yous a bitch nigga November 22, 2013
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type shit

A: What's inside that package
B: Just some plastic bags, paper ... type shit.
by XylaAlyx December 1, 2021
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lost my shit

When you completely break down or lose control. Can be used positively or negatively.
"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."

"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."
by WTFuchs November 30, 2011
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Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 7, 2004
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