Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

schleck

A long distance

It's a long schleck from Glasgow to London

by welder welder October 30, 2011

Schmuck Fucker

1) One for whom fucks Schmucks

"Person's Name" is a schmuck fucker.

by Davjones January 12, 2009

Schmuckly

1. Derived from the yiddish word schmuck, meaning penis.
Schmuckly means something that is stupid or annoying.

Person: (beating on your house door)

You: (yelling from inside the house) HEY SCHMUCKLY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?

or

Person: What do you think of Paris Hilton trying to sing?

Person 2: Paris Hilton is one Schmuckly SOB, WE all know she cant sing.

by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012