totty

1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night

by Shevek September 22, 2002

Totting

Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!

I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"

by pinky3710 April 8, 2013

tottering

The sexual activity of two men being taped to a pole with the penis pointed down and as they swap going up and down they squash their penises till the penisis turn into vaginas.

Hey man remember when jonny and alex went tottering and now they are joanna and alexandria?

by thatoneguynotbob January 10, 2014

Tottenburn

Nickname that footballers have given to the worst destination in all of the Premier League, Tottenham. This name became popular after the London riots reminded some of 8mile, Iraq and the Congo.

"I might have a chance to play in Premier League, Dad!"
"Congrats, son! Where?"
"I'm embarrassed to say."
"Just tell me it's not Tottenburn, son."
"It is."
"Are you sure you don't want to play in the MLS?"
"Don't worry, Dad. I've got my vest and plenty of fire insurance."

by Premier League August 29, 2011

Stotty Totty

A hot guy/girl from the fabulous town of Stotfold!

" Did you see that model-type from Stotfold?"

"Yeah, 1st class Stotty Totty"

by Krazy-Kerry November 3, 2011

Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

Tottie

Any kind of beer, preferably bud light.

Speaker #1, "Where's the totties at?"

Speaker #2, "There's a whole cooler full of totties over there!"

Speaker #3, "All right! Tottie Time!!"

by Claire Elise Gutliph April 11, 2010