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wokka wokka 

Used to describe the sound of somebody being rammed from behind. Often used when somebody makes a reference to somebody "being on the jock" of a rapper.
wokka wokka jump off Eminem's dick saltine
wokka wokka by Brian August 8, 2004

wokka wokka plant 

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.
wokka wokka plant by Willy Goat April 28, 2007

wokeacracy 

wokeacracy — Credit for the coinage of the word is given to Governor Ron DeSantis who has proclaimed his state Florida to be where “Woke” goes to die.

Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.

Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.

Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.

Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.

This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.

When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.

“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)

This was his description of himself.

This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!

And we wouldn’t want that.

Would we?
We have to remove critical race theory from our schools; keep women barefoot and pregnant; disenfranchise non-White voters; discourage diversity and inclusion programs; and remove affirmative action programs otherwise America will become a wokeacracy!!!!!!!!!
An obnoxious virtue signaller who thinks he's woke. A play on the Bengali word 'bokachoda' which means 'damned fool'.
A: So you're drinking bottled water?
B: Yes, I am.
A: So you support capitalist scum who oppress indigenous people by exploiting their natural water sources?
B: I'm just thirsty, you wokachoda.
Wokachoda by famished_writer October 6, 2020

Wokeahontas

A self-proclaimed feminist who is into "tribal" things and does not grasp the difference between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. She can often be spotted at music festivals donning a Black Lives Matter shirt with feathers in her hair, "tribal" face paint, and a mass-produced native American print from Urban Outfitters.
Kelly showed up at Coachella looking like a total wokeahontas.
Wokeahontas by TheGnarrator September 30, 2017

Willy Woka 

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
Willy Woka by La Pluma May 14, 2021