shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

shmeg by andrew February 15, 2005

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Shmeg

A little piece of something gross usually sticky or gooey.

-Yo James you got a lil bit of shmeg on your shirt

-Thanks dawg the ladies hate shmeg

Shmeg by Sexy nuts February 8, 2018

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Shmeg

Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.

"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"

"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."

Shmeg by Birnie January 23, 2008