Definitions by Birnie

Shmeg  

Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.

"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"

"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."

Shmeg by Birnie January 23, 2008