Shitzkrieg 

a term used to describe something that deteriorates quickly. a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "Blitzkrieg" (lightning war), a word used to describe the armoured offensives that took place in the early stages of the Second World War.

"despite starting off well, Game of Thrones went downhill, becoming a bit of a shitzkrieg in its 8th season.

Shitzkrieg by faustus325 April 22, 2022

Shitzkrieg 

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

Shitzkrieg by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023

Dip-shitzkrieg

Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg

noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).

Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”

Dip-shitzkrieg by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025

Shitzkreig 

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

shitskrieg 

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

shitskrieg by LdG April 17, 2008

Shatzkrieg 

A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.

I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.

Shatzkrieg by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018