When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
Get the Shitzkriegmug. Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025
Get the Dip-shitzkriegmug. A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.
Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017
Get the Shitzkriegmug.