shitskrieg
shitskrieg by LdG April 17, 2008
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shitskrieg by vtpinoy January 23, 2011
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Shitskrieg
The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.
Shitskrieg by Seret March 25, 2022
Shitskrieg
When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Shitskrieg by Ferranax November 12, 2011
Shitzkrieg
Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009
Shitzkreig
An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.
Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009
shitzkrieg
"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."
"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
shitzkrieg by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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