Sitzkreig 

Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.

Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.

Sitzkreig by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009

Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Shitzkreig 

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

shitzkrieg 

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

shitzkrieg by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg 

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

Shitzkrieg by shlin August 17, 2009

Shitzkrieg 

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.

Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.

Shitzkrieg by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016

Shitzkrieg 

Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?

Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm

Shitzkrieg by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012