Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.
Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.
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An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.
Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009
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"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
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Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
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Get the Shitzkrieg mug.Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?
Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
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