shittzkrieg

A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.

"Oh man, i just did a painful shittzkrieg back there"

by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Shitzkreig

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

shitskrieg

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

by LdG April 17, 2008

shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

by shlin August 17, 2009

Shatzkrieg

A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.

I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018