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richard hammond

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Hamboning

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010
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Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
by Rhodesie June 29, 2006
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HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
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Richard Hammond

The presenter on The Grand Tour and formerly Top Gear who is known for his short temper and height, love of American cars and uncanny ability to crash cars frequently while still staying alive.
The laws of physics never compromise. Except for with Keith Richards and Richard Hammond.
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Hationaving

Verb, To waste a large amount of time discussing matters that do not exist.
Nerd1: DUDE I GOT LIKE PHAT LOOTS OFF THAT MOB LOL
Nerd2: OMG WHAT YOU GET?
Nerd1: OMG KROL BLADE LOL
Me: Stop fucking hationaving you assbags

or

Polotician1: We need to kick bush out of office
Politician2: Yes definetly
Me: Actually he died last week
by TheChasm September 4, 2008
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Hamon Clacker Volley

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.
"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"
by thatkid_ March 16, 2020
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