Nerd1: DUDE I GOT LIKE PHAT LOOTS OFF THAT MOB LOL
Nerd2: OMG WHAT YOU GET?
Nerd1: OMG KROL BLADE LOL
Me: Stop fucking hationaving you assbags

or

Polotician1: We need to kick bush out of office
Politician2: Yes definetly
Me: Actually he died last week