fatchav786

A name for only Gods.

I name thee Fatchav786

by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020

fartcatcher

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

fartchery

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Fatchav786

A name for only gods.

I name thee Fatchav786.

by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020

Fartham

A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.

Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."

by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011

Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

fartcar

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020