fartclap

(n) noun
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.

Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.

“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”

fartclap by Brentman December 9, 2008

Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.

Shove that up your fartclapper!

Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

Fart clap 

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.

Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”

Fart clap by Xuilzz November 30, 2019

Fartcap 

Fartcap, cheeky noun, political

Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.

They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.

Fartcap by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019

Fartcrap 

Bit like a shart, but more solid.

New pants please, there's been a fartcrap.

Fartcrap by Stewbacca September 29, 2018