Italian drumstick

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt

As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.

by dr.albe January 3, 2012

pumpstick

(noun) def. Another word for a pump style shotgun in American slang.

Gary: Man I'm so tired of my bitch ass cracker sister screwing me out of my trust!
Jaysen: No problem dude, you get the pumpstick and shovel, I'll rent the U-Haul and bring some plastic bags! Problem solved!!

by shelbygtman June 2, 2013

dipsticking

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

Mexican Dipstick

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

bumpstick

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

by ghost August 1, 2003

Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022