anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted
Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
by wheeler high October 28, 2007
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SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped
friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???
by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020
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Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
by wordporn98 March 23, 2017
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when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!
by feedyourcat January 25, 2006
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Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO
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You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS
by Skii1234 July 31, 2011
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People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP
Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
by Pinkbarbie39 August 1, 2011
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The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.
Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?
by New Castle Sexy Jesus July 19, 2011
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