anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted
Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
by wheeler high October 28, 2007
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SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped
friend: *sends dead meme*
their uncultured ass: ???
by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020
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when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
by feedyourcat January 25, 2006
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Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
by wordporn98 March 23, 2017
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Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO
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You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
by Skii1234 July 31, 2011
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People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP
Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
by Pinkbarbie39 August 1, 2011
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When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop
Hey remember that time something really funny happened?

It wasn't that funny, i just salts
by anacondarawr November 1, 2017
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