The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.
Simply scum.
Simply scum.
"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"
by Paul Dacre August 07, 2007
Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.
Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!
by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005
Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"
by Dayv March 03, 2004
a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.
before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic
when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
by chimpypete February 14, 2008
All other definitions on this page.
by JAWZ July 16, 2005
The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see Daily Heil.
by Ken Livingstill February 16, 2005
1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.
1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."
by OD Smith April 08, 2005