clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004

clington

To clington:

To hold on indefinetly to something that isn't there anymore.

She looked like she was calmly clingtoning to that mountain, even though we could clearly see she was falling to the ground at free fall speed.

by JoeyP May 10, 2008

Clingwow

To successfully get someone to do something by subliminally convincing them it is a good idea that they have come up with

Victoria: Joshua you would look so hot with an ear piercing!

--- 6 months later---

Holly (to Victoria): Did Joshua ever get his ear pierced?
Victoria: yeah he was totally Clingwowed!

by mimi hogevi June 7, 2013

Clingon

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.

My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.

by Emblem Parade September 21, 2005

clingon

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

Carolina Clingon

The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008

clingon

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

by whinney the poo August 8, 2003