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clingbo

A clingbo is a stage five clinger who has the looks of the worlds most infamous hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. Although having intercourse with a clingbo requires minimal game, regrets soon follow. The clingy nature of a clingbo is only surpassed by its hairy hideousness.
1.) Wow, that clingbo was such a hairy bitch... how much did I drink last night to stick my dick in that?

2.) Stephanie, you are such a clingbo. That must be why you have such a long face.
by Titz McGee February 3, 2007
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Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
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Chingbot

A Chinese National living here or abroad, with access to a Translator engine, or, a limited knowledge of the English language. They are paid to post on message boards/social media with anti-American/anti-Trump views 24 hours a day. Their typical grammatical errors and misspellings are hilarious and easily noticeable. AKA: Chinglish
"Try harder Chingbot... and work on your Chinglish".
by A_Certain_Force November 18, 2020
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Chingbot

A Chinese National living here or abroad, with access to a Translator engine, or, a limited knowledge of the English language. They are paid to post on message boards/social media with anti-American/anti-Trump views 24 hours a day. Their typical grammatical errors and misspellings are hilarious and easily noticeable. AKA: Chinglish = Chingbot.
"Try harder Chingbot... and work on your Chinglish".
by A_Certain_Force November 18, 2020
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Clingonatar

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!
Clingonatar
by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010
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clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
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clingon

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
by will grasmick February 9, 2003
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