A friend who was once in a full-time committed relationship who always ditched his/her
friends for his/her bf/gf. After the breakup a clingoff will usually reappear into their past circle of
friends they once ditched and pretend like
nothing is wrong!
'Hey guys! I'm back! What did I miss?'
'Like only... 6 months of inside jokes so you probably aren't going to understand
anything we all say, oh and by the
way when's my
birthday?'
'Uh...'
'Wow look at you, you used to be the clingon and now you're the clingoff! Deuces'