Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob

“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet”

by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020

Beejowski

blow job, oral sex, cock sucking

Dude i got a sweet beejowski last night i came all over her chest and face and down her throat

by brett squidbilly69 July 4, 2010

Bweef

When 2 gay men are having sex, and the one on the receiving end farts

"Omg, so we were doing it last night, and I totally bweefed!"

by Ashypoo6928 February 10, 2009

Beejuaned

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.

Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!

by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010

bweeps

breasts that form on a boy as the result of the childhood chubbies, a chubby boy's boobs

that fat kid has some serious bweeps.

by samlorenzini August 27, 2011

beej

Short-form pronounciation of blowjob, for those people who are too lazy to pronounce it's abbreviated form "BJ".

Monica gave Bill a beej in the White House.

by doodievomit December 11, 2002

Bweem

1. The sound an adult feline makes while teleporting from one room to another.

2. The act of teleporting.

My cat bweemed in from the living room, took a sip of water from my fountain, then bweemed outside.

by se7enseas August 15, 2009