(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.
1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.
2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!
3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!
In the film "Napoleon Dynamite" Napoleon throws an orange at Uncle Rico's van. Rico jumps out and puts Napoleon in a headlock. Napoleon elbows Rico and escapes, but as he runs away he attempts to jump a fence and "beefs it". Yes, Napoleon really "beefed it". By the way the "beefing it" was NOT in the script. It was a real "beef" made by the actor playing Napoleon. It was so funny they left it in the film.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!