Bweem

1. The sound an adult feline makes while teleporting from one room to another.

2. The act of teleporting.

My cat bweemed in from the living room, took a sip of water from my fountain, then bweemed outside.

by se7enseas August 15, 2009

Bweem

A stupid little douche.

Chet: Hey bro guess what?
You: What?
Chet: I did your girlfriend last night!
You: Fuck you, ya bweem.

by Terky Jerky January 12, 2009

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

Beemovie

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.

Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.

by SuperM789 March 9, 2019

Bweeman

A booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his cumshot.

That bweeman was so sticky, I nearly blew her face off.

by Bone heavy April 16, 2014

Beemo Moment

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.

Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.

by Walrus Moment May 14, 2020

bleemcicle

A blunt, joint or any kind of rolled weed.

Gene to this day still can't believe that Bill would always smoke the fattest bleemcicle and then be able to go play hockey right after.

by billyp01 November 7, 2013