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Chet: Hey bro guess what?
You: What?
Chet: I did your girlfriend last night!
You: Fuck you, ya bweem.
Bweem by Terky Jerky January 12, 2009
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Bweem • Bweeman • beemer • bleem • BWEEF • BEEM • Breem • bwee • beemo • Bheem

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

Beemovie 

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.
Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.
Beemovie by SuperM789 March 9, 2019
A booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his cumshot.
That bweeman was so sticky, I nearly blew her face off.
Bweeman by Bone heavy April 16, 2014

Beemo Moment 

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.
Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.
Beemo Moment by Walrus Moment May 14, 2020

bleemcicle

A blunt, joint or any kind of rolled weed.
Gene to this day still can't believe that Bill would always smoke the fattest bleemcicle and then be able to go play hockey right after.
bleemcicle by billyp01 November 7, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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