A cocktail made with vodka, Sprite (or other lemon-line soda), and grenadine. Basically a Shirley Temple with vodka. So named because girls named Mary Jo love to kill these drinks at parties, and Ted Kennedy killed a girl named Mary Jo after a party.
by j-mose April 13, 2011
by bigtones August 31, 2004
The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 14, 2005
A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
1. Senator from MASS.
2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
5. One of the world's worst drivers.
6. Good swimmer
2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
5. One of the world's worst drivers.
6. Good swimmer
Liberal: Ted Kennedy was voted one of the nicest senators!
Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.
Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.
by Toledo Guy July 27, 2008
On July 18, 1969 after a party on Chappaquiddick Island Ted Kennedy's car ended up in the bottom of a lake with a woman in it. This has not hindered his political career very much. He tried to run for President but that wasn't working out. Instead he is a leader of the Democratic Party and runs Massachusettes (senator) for the people therea are entranced with the Kennedy name and are very stupid.
According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.
Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.
Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.
Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)
Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.
Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.
According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.
Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.
Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.
Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)
Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.
Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.
Ted Kennedy; See MURDERER
Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.
Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.
Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.
The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.
The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.
Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.
Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.
Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.
The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.
The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.
by the Jennifer February 22, 2006
The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
by Papa Smurf July 9, 2005