j-mose's definitions

Ted Kennedy

A cocktail made with vodka, Sprite (or other lemon-line soda), and grenadine. Basically a Shirley Temple with vodka. So named because girls named Mary Jo love to kill these drinks at parties, and Ted Kennedy killed a girl named Mary Jo after a party.

Me: I'll have a turkey 101, double, and my wife will have a Ted Kennedy.
Bartender: Done.

by j-mose May 2, 2011