Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Stonked

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

by Ldiggitydawg April 8, 2020

Stonked

To be very drunk

“Gemma, Sam and Emily were so stonked last night”

by Stonked December 11, 2020

shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016

Shronked

Owned; defeated; pwned; beat (at a game).

1. I totally shronked you in Mario Kart last night.
2. GET SHRONKED!
3. After she beat me in 5 consecutive games of Mortal Kombat, I had to admit I'd been shronked.

by questioney March 10, 2019