Definitions by Ldiggitydawg

Stonked 

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

Stonked by Ldiggitydawg April 8, 2020