Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Shitgasm

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...

"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"

by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.

1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."

by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008

Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.

We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.

by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

shartmas

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas

Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas

by five percent battery left November 13, 2011