scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.
Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!
by TheCoolFool December 21, 2008
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It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.
by K-Pax December 30, 2005
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When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
by Neil Mik January 27, 2009
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Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".
Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.
by Frank Klaune March 30, 2005
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A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.
by FirstCaucasoid February 08, 2013
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Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg
by Pom123 April 09, 2022
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Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
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