TheCoolFool's definitions

cape codder

an alcoholic mix of cranberry juice and vodka originated in Cape Cod

I'm so zooted after have my 8th cape codder, I might just have to do that slam pig over there.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

joey

person from Massachusetts who travels to New Hampshire solely to take up space and look at foliage in the fall

Look at that douche looking at leaves. He's such a joey.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

PT Loser

slang for PT Cruiser used by people strongly against the PT Cruiser

Look at that PT Loser over there. And look at the fag driving it.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

bundled

In Hockey to hit someone so hard that their brains turn to mush and need to be assisted off the ice.

Geoff just got bundled! He left urine and blood all over the ice!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008